We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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