i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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