No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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