I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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