I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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