Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
the liver wants what the liver wants
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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