i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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