I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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