Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you win again, gameday.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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