even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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