Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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