All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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