yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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