I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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