Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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