The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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