yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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