The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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