Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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