sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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