You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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