oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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