I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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