I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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