6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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