STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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