hotel room ftw
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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