seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I still have a little drunk in my system
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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