Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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