I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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