Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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