I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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