she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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