I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
