You just made me feel so damn special
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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