Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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