They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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