The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
