They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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