Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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