Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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