Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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