butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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