another moral hangover. fuck.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
