Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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