tell your sister to shave her snatch
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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