How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think my moral compass just broke
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