Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
home. puking in laundry basket.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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