Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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