I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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