Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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