seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.