If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?