new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
