I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
