was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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