Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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we're making bets on your personal life
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We have started to decorate penises.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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